me: "Okay, now if that gets stuck in my head, I'm going to call you up at 2:00 in the morning and sing it to you just to get you back."
Shaquenta: (laugh) "Well I keep switching, so maybe it won't get stuck."
me: "Actually I have a friend who was terrified of the Pink Panther when she was little. So now if you play that song around her, she goes, 'STOP IT! STOP IT!'"
Shaquenta: (laugh) "Oh, no." (pause) "You should buy her a little kitten and dye it pink. Be like, 'Here you go!'"
me: "Hmm. Well she does have a birthday coming up. And she doesn't like cats."
Shaquenta: "Could be a gag gift."


Maybe even literally.